I'm the best, you're the rest.

I call him Mr. Crotchface.

unacclimated:

100 years of solitude and celibacy

unacclimated:

100 years of solitude and celibacy

Fucking hate people that put shit like this in their profile, literally listing evey noun that describes what they’ve ever done.

So thank you to Rob Delaney for making fun of all those assholes.

I think people see the number of notes on something like this and must assume all of those liking/reblogging thought it was funny so I should too. Instead most were hopefully showing how moronic the shit on tv has gotten.

(Source: ch-ndl-r, via lukasbloggedwhat)

unacclimated:

the southern most point in the united states has seen my ween

unacclimated:

the southern most point in the united states has seen my ween

unacclimated:

me and my new friend !!! ^____^

unacclimated:

me and my new friend !!! ^____^

ultraballin:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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