I'm the best, you're the rest.

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

Don’t give a shit. There, fixed. I go to movies alone all the time, I don’t feel people judging me.

(via hi)

monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

y’all dumbasses need to calm the fuck down.
Moldykins: venus fly traps can survive even if they never eat a bug they get the majority of their nutrients from the sun and soil. The trap will open back up as soon as it realizes there’s no prey constantly struggling inside aka nothing to dissolve. seriously, raindrops often trigger a trap to close. you gonna cry out that rain is starving them?
and monobeartheater you are even worse. how the hell do you jump straight to animal abuse just because someone’s disagreeing pointing out a HUGE overreaction and making an inaccurate statement?

monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

y’all dumbasses need to calm the fuck down.

Moldykins: venus fly traps can survive even if they never eat a bug they get the majority of their nutrients from the sun and soil. The trap will open back up as soon as it realizes there’s no prey constantly struggling inside aka nothing to dissolve. seriously, raindrops often trigger a trap to close. you gonna cry out that rain is starving them?

and monobeartheater you are even worse. how the hell do you jump straight to animal abuse just because someone’s disagreeing pointing out a HUGE overreaction and making an inaccurate statement?

(Source: wild-guy, via hi)

robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

  • Unit 00
  • Unit 01
  • Unit 02

I dunno, “Unit” is sometimes slang for male genitalia….so, maybe not so gender neutral?

(Source: robotblogofficial, via hi)

unacclimated:

clothes are a lame formality

unacclimated:

clothes are a lame formality

unacclimated:

└( ̄○ ̄)┐ malibu baby └( ̄○ ̄)┐

unacclimated:

└( ̄○ ̄)┐ malibu baby └( ̄○ ̄)┐

Joel McHale: best chest on tv

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

"New" as in have been around for LITERALLY at least a decade? So this has been said for just as long, it isn’t "your proposition" but instead something you read/heard and then repeated for notes.

(Source: lora-does-things, via hi)